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CONFIDENTIAL EYES ONLY

PERSEVOKIAN HISTORY

Compiled by Undercover Agent Blonde Bomber

Statistics of Agent Blonde Bomber

o Education: Multnominiski Agent Training Institute.

o Installation Date: Spring 1986

o Real Name: Davoodski Underwoodkablinski.

o Weapons: Sword- Double Edged,

Spear- Truth issue A54

o Protection: Armor-Issue # Righteousness Keeper 6.13 Rev W.

Shield -Issue # Faith Rev VI.16.

In 1986 during the reign of Lucius Trustovik and the FFF, Davoodski Underwoodkablinski was installed as an Undercover Operative (i.e. a Secret Double Agent) in the Country of Persevokia. His main base was in the city of Lastivia Gatorisksaa.

In the confusion of the coup, and by eliminating a number of key people in the old guard, Agent Underwoodkablinski was established as a high ranking official in the FFF, because of this, he was able to fly in and out of Persevokia at will. Since that time he has managed to run teams of Bible Smuggling expeditions into Persevokia by using his authority to get them visas and passports.

Report of Persevokia and Photograph of Operative Underwoodkablinski begins.

CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: YOUR EYES ONLY. DESTROY AFTER READING

STATION: PERSEVOKIAN MISSION ALPHA

DATELINE: 90.10.27 14:00 HOURS

SUBJECT MATTER: THE HISTORY OF PERSEVOKIA

Greetings Commander,

As requested, I have compiled a top secret and comprehensive listing of the history of Persevokia

Until 1984 Persevokia was the Royal Republic of Kring. At that time the citizens of Kring numbered around 40,000 people. In that year a revolutionary leader called Leonid Persevo led a very bloody military coup with a number of terrorists to lead the people of Kring to what he called “Freedom from Imperialism”. One of his right hand men was a rugged and dangerous individual named Danbo Darmovich. Persevo and Danbo started their coup by overtaking a School and holding them hostage, while the country was distracted by the Hostage situation, Persevo successfully toppled the government of Kring.

Persevo was a very cruel leader and managed to remove most all of the civil rights of the people of Kring. Danbo remained as right hand man to Persevo, installing himself as second in command of the entire nation.

In 1985, Kring was renamed after the new Despot Persevo. It was called the People’s Republic of Persevokia. The Capital city was moved from the town of Oldskool to Fellskishipianski Havel.

In 1986, tired of the Fascist rule of Persevo, yet another military Coup took place. This time by a Right-wing Communist Organization called the “Freedom From Fascism” or FFF Party, led by a Stalinistic Communist called Lucius Trustovic. The FFF were successful in their coup and changed the Fascist Persevokia into a communist regime. But over the next 2 years the FFF failed miserably in bringing the Persevokian People into a Utopian Society, and in fact the new Communistic Regime was as dictatorial and useless and oppressive as the old Fascistic syndicate. As a result a grass roots movement started under the direction on a then unknown engineer named Dr. Michalov Worlisky, Persevokia started drifting towards democracy and free enterprise.

As a result of the oppression and economic failure of the FFF, the country’s government started to weaken, but just before Worlisky could effect any change, in 1988 a Corporal named Saddam Zellenski Wassau, led a very bitter, bloody and long coup against the Communists and elected himself President for Life. He saw his actions as the ones that “freed the people from Democracy”. In fact that revolution is celebrated every year as the “People’s Freedom from Democracy Anniversary”.

In 1990, the official Motto of Persevokia as determined by PFL (President for Life) Wassau became:
Only One People, Only One Power, Only One President. ONLY ONE CHOICE.

The Bureau of Extradition, Verification and Legalism (B-EVL) is the official state Police Agency. It was originally started by Danbo Darmovich for protection and maintainance of the state of Persevo, and as a body guard unit for General Persevo. It later grew to become both the Secret Police and the Armed Forces of Persevokia. The Symbol B-EVL in red, in a circle has become the most feared symbol in Persevokia, representing abuse, corruption and persecution. As a response to this, the local Christians in Persevokia have started to use an anagram of this as their own symbol. Their symbol and greeting upon meeting each other is B-LEV (for Believe). It is a symbol of hope and courage.

As a final note: Danbo was briefly seen in 1989 as one of the Border Commanders at the Immigration Outpost, apparently he managed to stay in the leadership despite the drastic changes of the FFF and Wassau, but he has not been seen in Persevokia since then. There is speculation that he may have actualy become a Christian in the past year and has gone underground. There has been yet other information that some of the guards in Persevokia have become Christians in the past few years, but so far there is no evidence that this is true. Any mission into Persevokia should attempt to identify and contact these secret Christian guards.

THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO OPERATION MOD AND ALL MOD AGENTS

EXECUTION AND INTERROGATION

Persevokia is a conquering country, their methods of execution and interrogation are feared. Amnesty International has filed several petitions against Persevokia starting in 1985. The latest being May 19, 1990.

PRINTING PRESSES AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH

In the past printing presses were private but now they are illegal. Freedom of Speech has been obliterated under the guise of a new law called the Freedom from Conspiracy, Sedition & Treason Act IV.

RELIGION IN MODERN DAY PERSEVOKIA

The Freedom from Religion Act passed in 1989 prohibits all religions or associated freedoms.

In present day Persevokian Christians are actively sought out and are imprisoned. They are used as scapegoats, and are blamed for most of the country’s theft, vandalism and down-right unrighteous behavior and any of the country’s problems. Most are detained in Prisoner of War work camps. These poor inmates are forced to dig and work under inhumane conditions in order to be allowed to live. This is very similar to the plight of the Jews during WWII.

o BIBLES

Currently if a Bible is found on a foreign citizen at any of the countries Immigration Borders, the Bible is confiscated but the foreigner’s life is spared.

However once anyone passes into the borders of Persevokia, all their rights are basically lost. If a Persevokian Search Patrol finds a Bible on any Visa Holder, the Bible will be confiscated and the person (foreigner or local) will be detained in prison. In prison, there is no guarantee of survival. Escapes from prison though theoretically possible have so far been unheard off.

During any search, all individuals are recommended to remain calm and follow all directions. Cooperating fully with guards usually allows one to pass with minimal searching. Our experience is that disobeying Guards, or staring at them, or talking back to them will antagonize them and they will purposely look for something to arrest the offending individuals.

o SWAMPS

Swamps are common in Persevokia. During the late 1500’s, one swamp was drained 15 times at the loss of many many lives. Today, no one goes through any of the swamps. However where there are swamps, there are no patrols. In the past Christians have used these as a place of refuge.

o MUTATIVE POISON OAK

Around 1985 when Persevokia was planning to take over neighboring Scottsalvalia they worked on several different types of chemical and biological weapons. One of the biological weapons got out of hand, Oakus Ponsiontha. This form of ivy mutated into several forms of itchy scratchy and permanently disfiguring scar causing types of ground cover. In it’s milder forms in the US, it is called Poison Oak, in it’s fully potent Persevokia form it is called Mutative Poison Oak. Some Christians have managed to create trails between the Mutative Poison Oak, but straying off the trails will probably result in running into this poisonous Mutative Poison Oak. It is suggested that all individuals stay on the path at all times, or suffer from Poison Oak.

o GUARDS & PERSEVOKIAN PRISONS

If a foreign citizen is ever captured or found alone without an “official tour director”…IT IS CONSIDERED A CAPITAL OFFENCE. The individual’s passport is revoked, they are completely demarcated and escorted to prison, (sometimes for ever, if the US embassy does not hear about their arrest or is unable to diplomatically exchange them for another political prisoner). It is in every person’s best interest that they are never in a situation to be put into any one of these prisons. These prisons detain countless malnutritioned jail-mates each week. The Persevokians do not heat the prison rooms, and thus, the average temperature is approximately 29 degrees F in the warmest part of the day. They also do not feed prisoners more than one meal (usually a partially boiled onion or some other boiled vegetable/legume) a day. However, it is said that there is an ample supply of rats and small snow mice available to catch near every outhouse. Stories are told of the few men and women who have survived these death prisons.

o LOCAL RESISTANCE : UPDATE FROM THE BLONDE BOMBER 10/31/98

In the last few years a local Resistance Effort called the OLP, Organiza de’Liberation du Persevoka.has grown into a formidable movement. While on your mission into Persevokia, you will meet at predetermined spots with OLP members, who will assist you and work with you to help you complete your mission. You will be assigned Code Words to contact and identify the OLP members.

MOD TEAM: YOUR GOAL

Ultimate Goal of your Mission: You are to smuggle your Bibles completely through Persevokia, to the secret Christian Meeting utilizing your knowledgeable Leader/Shepherd/Tour Guide. Many persecuted Persevokians Underground Christians will benefit greatly from receiving your copy of God’s Word. Just think how grateful they will be when they receive a copy of a Bible which they have been hoping for all their life! The agent and their team that successfully arrives at the secret Christian Meeting with the most Bibles will be rewarded profusely by the exiled Government of the Royal Republic of Kring.

RULES OF PERSEVOKIA

A. Do not be found alone. It is unlawful for passport holders to be found in the country alone. Your passport is only valid in possession with your “official tour director’s” (i.e. your Shepherd’s) Authorized passport, which has been previously approved. Your passport will be checked and hopefully approved at the Persevokian Immigration Border Patrol. Just do not be found alone in the land of Persevokia. If your passport is not approved at the border, you will be forced to return home. Cooperate fully with the Immigration Border Patrol.

B. Your Shepherd has enough to worry about in getting you safely through the country. If you challenge his/her strategies, methods, or authority, he/she will not compromise the success of your group just for your ignorant and inexperienced ideas, he/she will be forced to turn you in. The Needs of the Many, Outweigh the Needs of the Few, or the One. Please be sure you cooperate joyfully with your Leader/Shepherd so that the Persevokians have no need to be suspicious of your visit to Persevokia.

C. Trash. Be very careful you do not leave any trash on the ground. This is a dead giveaway. Persevokian Security can and WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. This will undoubtedly result in a long and tedious group search. Don’t put the lives of the rest of your group in jeopardy from your foolish negligence of littering.

D. Do not challenge guards in the land. Nor should you ever stare at any guard directly in the eyes. THIS IS NOT AMERICA—YOU DO NOT HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH OR EXPRESSION. SO RESPECT AND “STAND AT ATTENTION” WHEN IN THE PRESENCE OF ANY GUARD. The Persevokian Guards are more powerful and authoritative than you are. Not only this but remember: AMERICAN RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES DO NOT EXIST IN PERSEVOKIAN LAWS. No attorney can represent you or protect you if you get caught and sentenced. Never ever ever talk back to a guard. Most Persevokian guards in my experience have attitude problems and will look for any excuse to lash out at you and detain you.

E. Stick with your Leader/Shepherd. There are many traps in the desert and wilderness area. These catch countless escaped fugitives (many of which are Christians) every month. That is why Persevokia has designated trails of which only trained individuals know which are the TRUE trails and which are TRAPS. YOUR SHEPHERD SHOULD BE ADEQUATELY QUALIFIED TO GUIDE YOU. Also by leaving the trails you will also expose yourself to some of the countries mutative strains of Poison Oak.

F. Do not talk loud. If you need to communicate throughout your journey, it is best to whisper. Some parts of this journey may involve your absolute silence as well as taking the total cover position (laying face down on the ground) to avoid Patrol Tower Spotlights, especially since you are expected to sneak though heavily guarded areas with total success.

G. If you are permitted a flashlight, use your flashlight only when traveling. If you are seized by a guard or approaching a Persevokian city or village, turn your flashlight OFF to avoid unnecessary suspicion. This will also save your batteries, you will need all your batteries towards the end of the night when you meet up with the people in the Meeting and for your exit from Persevokia!!!!!!

PLEASE DEPOSIT THIS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL IN THE SHREDDER-INCINERATOR UNIT IN FRONT OF YOUR TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE. IT WILL DESTROY ALL TRACES OF THIS FOLDER. DO NOT TAKE THIS INTO PERSEVOKIA, IF FOUND ON YOU, YOU WILL BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY AS A SPY!

GO WITH GOD

B-LEV

 
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